I am a chicken nugget 

Age: Fucking moldy

My father is Ronald McDonald

My cousins are other chicken nuggets

My rivals are chicken strips and their mom (Dairy Queen)

The chicken nuggets are allied with the waffles and the potatoes.

My ex husband is barbecue sauce

I use all pronouns

(;¬_¬) @GetYourKidOutOfMyCar

My mother is @sierras_tears

I accidentally swallowed a penny


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  • JoinedFebruary 16, 2019

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iamnowachickennugget iamnowachickennugget May 08, 2021 06:51PM
Welp I think I might make fanfics about different homophobic girls and guys from my old high school ;)
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