I'm a male British writer; my novels mainly feature teens in sci-fi/urban or fantastic/fantasy environments. My non-fiction safe surfing book gives online security tips.
An experienced reviewer, I can critique/edit advise my flock on characters, plot, punctuation/grammar, settings, dialogue, pace, etc. but ONLY if I have the time. I won't hold back if it doesn't work.
I've no time for trolls or fakes - this flock's for WRITERS & TRUE READERS so I'll mute you if you're suspect. I'm not really interested in the 'followers' culture but appreciate supporters who give me advice on my works. I'll return the favour.
I belong to the CRITTERS' WORKSHOP, a thread designed to help serious writers with tips and advice.
Here's a list of topics (click link & scroll down to comment 67 & 68): http://www.wattpad.com/forums/discussion/comment/16772333/
If you think my stuff sucks tell me WHY. Honest feedback hurts but it makes the most sense.
Fave WP clubs:
https://www.wattpad.com/club/42-the-cafe
https://www.wattpad.com/club/27-improve-your-writing
Keep writing.
FP
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