FYI: I don't think I'll be continuing any of stories I've postponed here as I've lost interest in writing them. I'm sorry to everyone who has been waiting for updates. However, I am writing a new story atm and hope to post it up soon! So please be on the look out, CHICKEN WINGS! 

Yo. Welcome to my crib, stranger. I don't believe you're familiar with me so how about I introduce myself? Yes? ALROITE. Let's turn up in here!

1. My name is - well you lazy pickle, it's up there!
2. I'm year a older than what I was last year.
3. I like stuff.
4. I fooooreaking love reading.
5. I love to write but I'm lazy af.
6. I suck ????????????
7. I've gotten married over 23273893723 times. HATERS GON HATE.
8. I'm crazy. (Or am I? THAT IS THE REAL QUESTION)
9. Beau Mirchoff is my bae.
10. Farting is pretty swag. I can even make some kickass beats/remixes with my farts now.
11. I like to fondle my socks
12. I like to end things on even numbers. Odd numbers are just.. -shivers-

That is all there is to know about me. Amazed, huh? NO? Really? You weren't amazed at all? LIES! TELL ME YOU WERE AMAZED BY MY CRIB RIGHT NOW. I WILL LOVE YOU 5EVA (btw that is more than 4eva, 3eva, 2eva and 1eva). PLEASE. I NEED YOU. I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. <123456789 I NEED FRIENDS. PLZZZ HAVE A HEART.

Yeah, I think it's time for me to leave now. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

P.S: don't bag my stories. I already do that on a daily basis. If you want to do it, just let me know and we can do it together.
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