Alright, so about me...

I am legally banned in six of the seven continents. Currently, I am residing in Antartica.
I am on twenty seven government "Most Wanted" lists.
I am able to jump sixteen feet in the air without using my legs.
I can knock out a full grown man without even touching him.
I have hacked into NASA's computer system, twice. (They just don't know it, yet)
I have a stuffed turtle named Mr. Snuggles.
I speak twelve different languages, four of which derive from planets in different solar systems.
The Mafia wishes they could be me.
The CIA wishes they could kill me.

Let's face it. I make James Bond look like a toddler with a water gun.

Honestly, I'm not interesting at all. Interesting things just seem to happen when I'm around.
  • An American lost in South Korea
  • JoinedOctober 21, 2011

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