❝my love for you is like fart, i simply can't hold it in❞

andy is sixteen. she is a proud slytherin, a wannabe jedi, hamiltrash, a marvel enthusiast, first of her name and never queen of the andals, doesn't quite fear the walking dead, beatlemaniac, s!nner, ARMY, schezuan sauce thirsty, a FRIEND, a detective in brooklyn's very own 99th precinct, avid 'lil sebastian fan, a veteran kdrama-ist, and bound to tell you killer puns.

i think im adorkable and totally worth your time *filrty wink*

•listen to my jams at https://open.spotify.com/user/theavengurs/playlist/28pvDcgamXa31wsDXrWNo6?si=QaXiOVLfQx6DTsV0pVZ-ZA
•covers at https://acciofartcloud.tumblr.com

i'm part of

please do not pm me cover requests, thanks so much!!

i almost forgot. i make a lovely companion too, by the way. be my fartner?

(ah, there goes the pun.)

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  • JoinedNovember 4, 2016

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