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fartette fartette Jul 01, 2018 03:11PM
hi everyone, i'm super sorry for ghosting on y'all. but i think it's the time of the year for me to leave wattpad again. first reason being i want to take care of my health, because i haven't been do...
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Sitzpinklers | ✓ by fartette
Sitzpinklers | ✓
sitzpinkler /ɹəๅ-ʞuıdz-ʇıs/ (n.) Old German term typically referring to a man who sits to urinate...
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Fart's Graphics  by fartette
Fart's Graphics
hello! i am andy and i make things. here lies a portfolio and cover shop. come on in, i don't bite...
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Cookies by fartette
❝Once a pun a time. . .❞ When a shamelessly attractive teenage boy who has the comedic skills of a popsic...
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