"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though"- The Catcher In The Rye
"I'm not psycho. I just like psychotic things." - Gerard Way
Bonjour, and thanks for stopping by! Call me Aardvark French. I'm happy to chat about any of the following: French Horns, books, writing, swimming, My Chemical Romance, iDKHOW, emo bands/music in general, French Horns, movies, or tea. Have I mentioned the French Horns?
Generally, my newer works are better than my older ones. I'd recommend reading those first. I write both fanfiction and original works across all genres, so hopefully you'll find something you like!
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AO3: aardvark_french
Twitter: aardvark_french
*Jedi mind trick powers on* You want to go read, vote, and comment on all of my stories now...
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Quick reminder that I have an AO3 (aardvark_french)! Most of the stories on there are the same as the ones here, but there are some there that aren't on Wattpad (mostly crack fic). My real life frie...View all Conversations
Stories by epichorn31
- 35 Published Stories

Death and Transfiguration
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The year is 1895, and famed composer Johann Bergmann is dead, leaving Matilda Brackenborough, a young English...

Tomorrow, We'll Do It Again
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Five times Drowning Lessons was cursed (and one time it wasn't).
Cover by @lunaetic-

Calibrations: Extras
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Oneshots and alternate endings from the Calibrations universe.
Feel free to leave requests! I'll try to do a...
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