"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though"- The Catcher In The Rye

"I'm not psycho. I just like psychotic things." - Gerard Way

Bonjour, and thanks for stopping by! Call me Aardvark French. I'm happy to chat about any of the following: French Horns, books, writing, swimming, My Chemical Romance, iDKHOW, emo bands/music in general, French Horns, movies, or tea. Have I mentioned the French Horns?

Generally, my newer works are better than my older ones. I'd recommend reading those first. I write both fanfiction and original works across all genres, so hopefully you'll find something you like!

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*Jedi mind trick powers on* You want to go read, vote, and comment on all of my stories now...
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epichorn31 epichorn31 Oct 16, 2021 04:19AM
I realize I've been a little absent from Wattpad lately, but I do post semi-regularly on AO3. Most of it's cracky inside-joke fics or revisions of fics that are already here, but I do have a Squid Ga...
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