Hello, lovely people. Here's a little tidbit about me :)
My life's goal (shared with @IrresistibleFjords) is to put Bolg's hands in a toaster as payback for giving Legolas a bloody nose.
Also: I love writing whenever i get the chance (which is, regretfully, less and less often because school and things and uhhhhhhh *long drawn out sigh*) Anyway, when I do actually manage to post stuff, it's probably going to be some fanfiction or something of the sort. My favorite things to do are play violin and cello, cook (FOOD=LIFE), read read read read read read, d̶o̶-h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶s̶o̶-I̶-c̶a̶n̶-g̶e̶t̶-a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶-G̶P̶A̶-, eat (Did I mention that FOOD=LIFE already???) play with my precious turquoise parakeet named Mallorn, and nurture my long list of fandoms that include (but aren't limited to)

*LOTR/The Hobbit *The Avengers/Thor *Harry Potter *Narnia *Frozen/Tangled/other extraordinary Disney movies *Eragon (the books, not the movie ;) *Pirates of the Caribbean *BBC Sherlock *Percy Jackson *Cassandra Clare books! *Downton Abbey *Agent Carter

I know quite enough about Doctor Who and Supernatural too, although I don't actually watch them haha. And I am probably missing some but I will add to the list as more unhealthy obsessions with fictional people emerge....

Feel free to PM me about anything!
Even carpet bags.
Or cats.
I love cats
Cats are my favorite animal
Also chai tea
Any tea, really. Don't really fancy coffee ;)

Reasons I am incapable of participating in the act of matrimony:
*I talk too much
*I have an attitude
*and sass
*mucho sass
*I make up songs about everything
*and then sing them
*I have a voice like the strangled warbling of an ibex stuck partway in a rusty guillotine
*ALL THE FANDOMS
**whimpers* cats.......
*My favorite music is classical *rolls eyes* Sorry, I can't help it. Some pop too, though, don't worry.

I know there are more reasons somewhere ...
Alrighty, I now take my leave.
(And because I tend to drop phrases such as those)
Cheers!
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  • JoinedJanuary 4, 2013


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