USS Missouri BB-63

Missouri: Come on, Author tell them about yourself.

Me: Hell to the no. They can go fuck themselves.

Eric: Why not? It's not like your doing anything important. Just say your name and some likes and dislikes.

Me: Go Fuck ya self. I already said no. Nyt, nada, nien, negative.

Black Wolf: Why not father? Can't you just get it over with?

Me: Sigh. Fine. I hope ya chuckle fucks are happy. My name is Alexander Deforest Orr, but I go by Alex. As ya know, I am dieHero, or just Hero to some. My nicknames are Warhead, Sargent, Staff Sargent, Burnout, Untsie, dieHero, and Sarge. I like, hunting, gun's, KMS Prinz Eugen, USS Missouri BB-63, IJN Yamato, KMS Bismarck, USS Texas BB-35, USS Laffey DD-724, food with some exceptions, reading, writing, my friends, my girlfriend friend, some of my family. I dislike fishing, some of my family, Anchovies, Oysters, Clams, Russia, rose dissing America, school, and my life. There ya happy ya Cum Guzzling Fuck Puppets?

Andy: Come on Alex. Tell them some more. * Hits him in the head, with the stock of my M1 Garand EBR.*

Me: Fuck you Kweebs. But fine. I mostly write about Azur Lane, RWBY, or Gamer Story. My most read book is The Last Battleship with over 30.9k views, even though I've stopped writing it, and am now rewriting it. I also work with @kuweeby2 with stories such as Brother's of the Air, and at times our good friend Doc also known as @DrFrostwire0 joins in. Now are ya happy, cause if ya are, I'm going to the shooting range. * Receives head shakes in response.*

Me: Thank God. Well see all ya fuckers and Wolfy. * Leaves, with M1 Garand EBR to the shooting range.*