mallory

She/Her : Texas : Moved to Instagram! (Link at the bottom!)

You know that the universe hates you when you want to be an astronaut more than anything but have extreme motion sickness.

Screaming Random Facts 24/7
Lost In My Imagination 24/7
Being Curious Over Everything 24/7
Killing People In My Mind 24/7

My life is a train wreck on fire, but at least there's free wifi on the train.

I'M HYPERACTIVE WHEN I WANT TO BE. 

Did you know that Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you *sweats nervously and checks outside for ducks*

I have several life goals; one of them is to jump into a black hole ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Fin.