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chasethemayhem chasethemayhem Sep 26, 2025 05:56AM
Hiiiiiii to all my sweet nuggies that shockingly haven’t given up on me yet!I have unfortunate news that I never saw coming…Glen Powell gave me the ick after 3 years of being the team captain of the...
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