Light hearted romance novels for those looking for a quick read with their afternoon tea. Debut novel 'Tight Pants, Hard Muffin' was selected by 3 book clubs as its book of the month and won a Pulitzer Prize for best Children's Erotica Novel 1987.
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Stories by BigBootyDeirdre
- 3 Published Stories
Beaky The Overlord (Beaky Trilogy...
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Beaky is a bit of lad. He's a cheeky wee octopus that loves a good bit of bant.
One day, Beaky attempts to ov...
Oh, What a Night! (Bootimus Chroni...
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Everyone's favourite erotica star, Bootimus, is back, and this time as a struggling fashion designer. This br...
Tight Pants, Hard Muffin (Bootimus...
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A modern classic family fairytale of love, hardship and fantasy. A young man's grief is cut short when he fin...