asotmwhostolemyname

It's officially December 1st, y'all know I'm Santa's 1st Ho-ho-ho. Expect some gnarly holiday smut from me <3

asotmwhostolemyname

If I was a zombie would u let me eat u or nah?

asotmwhostolemyname

Damn I forget emoji’s don’t always go through but gracias my (fry)end
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Zero_Is_Queer

@asotmwhostolemyname sure. I probably wouldn't taste good but you can take a bite 
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asotmwhostolemyname

“The business of America is America” —America

asotmwhostolemyname

@toiletonwheels honestly you’re just mad bc u have no spoons
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toiletonwheels

this message may be offensive
@asotmwhostolemyname honestly fuck your forks
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asotmwhostolemyname

DAS IST SEHR GUT 

asotmwhostolemyname

Ja, aber du riechst sehr gut 
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toiletonwheels

@asotmwhostolemyname ES TUT MIR LEID 
            ICH VERGEBLICH NICHT
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asotmwhostolemyname

@toiletonwheels KOMM MIT KOMM MIT 
            DAS REGNET GEFALLEN MIR UND ES REGEN 
            EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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asotmwhostolemyname

There’s been so much controversy over this, and all these people who think they know what they’re talking about will tell your their souped up “scientific explanation”. It takes an actual human being to know the true answer. I don’t want to hear it from all the snide mf losers who talk about salt rocks. Why is the sea salty? 
          
          
          Bc the shore never waves back.

Crazblazer

I laughed too hard at this
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