Hi i'm Sage, welcome to my humble abode, will it be the red pill or the blue pill?
The aliens are real and I am one of them.
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become unhinged
I live in a van and work at Six Flags bc I'm a Sic Fag xoxo
I'm your favortive fanenby. I'm a metal/rock musician and feral little gremlin being gooberish out in California. Mostly, I just write on here for my own sake. There's not really any writing goals here anymore. I still love and admire my readers though.
triiiiiilanguallllll(ish) (i only know some spanish) (very little spanish) (but I speak english and german)
My toxic trait is giving homeless people money like I'm not one of them too. *cough cough*
I am starting an interviewing service called Feral Interviews, there is a lil story where y'all can let me know what questions YOU have for the bands I meet. Spoiler Alert, I will be painting toenails. (I'm still not sure if I actually want to commit to doing this tho, let me know if you want me to but like idk if I like.... yk?)
They/Them bc I will Slay/Them(All).
have a forehead kiss and read my shite
love yall!
If you want free tickets/free merch to a Feral show DM me, wattpad besties are a slay.
K THX!
- That side of the street
- JoinedSeptember 10, 2020
- website: Aladdin is sexy asf
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Dec 01, 2023 11:35PM
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