Maddie

So I wrote this whole long bio including fun facts and awkward pet peeves and then my computer crashed and my soul crashed with it.  So, instead of rewriting it, I'm just going to summarize it.

Cool intro making me out to be sarcastic but cool while still having good grammar and vocabulary.  Now I'm telling you about some not-so-fun-facts.
-Oh look fun facts
-They were something like these
-My name's Maddie
-I'm an American
-I'm kinda, sorta multilingual but not really
-I'm a wannabee actress
 
And then, oh no, I'm transitioning!  Long story short, my pet peeve is feet. (ew)

Now a witty but sophisticated conclusion persuading you to check out my stories.  Then explaining that I'm complete shit at updating and that I'm writing another book on the side of the ones published for hopeful 'real' publication.