YuriMonster

Obvious short description attempt #1: I like to write stories. Good stories...

"I like yuri!" *Nom Nom Nom* (sound of eating yuri)

I love reading, sleeping, gallivanting, loitering, and modern teen stuff; like butter churning, kick the can and hoop rolling.

If I was a real monster I'd either be Nyarlathotep, a shuck, a slime, a wraith, a reaper, or a (shiver) human being. Oh! Or a wyrvn, it'd be kinda cool to be a herm, and have a c*ck (not sexually, eww; but gender-ly #notarealword)

"In later news, Michelle Obama added a new dictionary word: 'Gender-ly'" (Thank you, for adding words that people never use or contemplate!)

Recently got into intersex! Very interesting, though they're not my interest. I would just enjoy being any kind of gender, so I look at it from their point of view.

A heads up: I don't write non-con. If something sounds non-con, then it's a misunderstanding.

Here's a few horrible songs (haiku/poem?) (Explicit, dun dun dun!):

'"I'm gonna ride her, just around the river bend! She'll be my guest, she's not allowed to rest! Under da' sea, darling it's better, down where its wetter, take it from me! Zippitte do da, zippitte day, oh my oh my, it's wonderful to be gay! For the first time in forever, I'll be fucking through the night, I don't know if I'll be elated or nasty or somewhere in that zone, because for the first time in forever I will have a great bone! Chalala, just go ahead and fist ze' girl!" 🎶'

"*Queue disney movie theme music*

'Why do you follow this clicheeee~? Why stoop so low, when you can be gayyyyy~? It's always a bright wonderful day, after you have a good lesbian layyy~! Roll around in that rainbow colored hay~! Go for it girl, don't listen to what they say~! Bleep your gaydar, wipe off that emotional scar, just shoot that super-extreme-tacocrunching-ultra-ultimate-spectactular-fantastically-amazing-pussypowered-lesbo 'huu-uuuuh'(sucking in air)-raaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~!'"