About Me!  
Name(s): August or Cow (Kinzy is for IRLs and my poetry only, please.)
Age: 16
Birthday: January 8th

Fun facts: - Billie Eilish is my wife. (She doesn't know it yet.)
- I read other books that aren't on Wattpad. (mainly from Booktok)
- I am a sophomore in high school.
- I am in my school's marching band.
- I play piano, and mallet instruments, and I am teaching myself guitar.
- I hope to become a band director in the future.
- I am single (as of 3-20-25 at 11:05 PM) (fuck off and don't ask.)
- I write about gay men in a fictional world. (unserious DNF writings)

Please don't hate on my writing. I am just a teen trying to get through life without people up my ass 24/7. Be respectful in my comments, community posts, and messages.

Something I feel I need to say:
I only really watch the DTeam now as they are the only ones who I've realized aren't annoying/unfunny to me anymore. Idk. DTeam will be all I write about unless it's just an additional character in a book.
If you want to add me, please do so because you're the same way. I need friends who watch them.

I love you all! Drink some water, eat some food, and take your meds. ❤️
  • ~•.°𝓜𝔂 𝓦𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓻°.•~
  • JoinedJune 13, 2021


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TheDNFCow TheDNFCow Jul 27, 2025 10:06PM
Just wrote and posted a poem i wrote a few minutes ago. I hope you guys like it :]
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