Mr. Kite

long time no see mr kite

Mr. Kite

YOOOOOOO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

THANK YOUUU NICE FIC I MIGHT ADD IT WAS 2 DIE FOR 

UR READING LIST- HELPPP

that awkward moment when you release the first chapter of your Trump x Biden fanfic on Wattpad
          
          God, I hate myself 

Damn this, damn it, damn me. I still can’t find any Vanessa Bloom x Reader/Kamala Harris x Reader fanfics. You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, FINE. I’LL JUST WRITE THEM. ONCE I’M DONE WITH MY TRUMP X PENCE AND TRUMP X BIDEN FANFICTIONS I’LL BE DOING WHAT SHOULD’VE ALREADY BEEN DONE A LONG TIME AGO.

I love women I am future wife haver women I love women women woman women I love women 

I’m sitting here, binge-watching a bunch of Trump and Pence interviews, just so that I can reference certain things they say and do in a Donke Prump (Trump x Pence) fanfiction...
          
          Sigh. Something must be wrong with me. I’m not sure what it is, but, something definitely isn’t right.

I’M ANGRY
          I CAN’T FIND ANY KAMALA HARRIS X READER FANFICTIONS OR VANESSA BLOOM X READER FANFICTIONS
          PLEASE MAN, I JUST WANT ONE
          PLEASE
          I NEED THIS
          PLEASE