Keith J.

Greetings, allies and enemies, friends and foes, bros and hoes. 

he/him

I enjoy reading just about anything. There are so many beautiful stories out there, so many fascinating articles, so many gorgeous poems... it's awesome.

I also love to eat just about any type of meat (except for fish. I hate the taste of fish).

My projects:

> Carl Wheezer fanfiction (angst... lots of pining, lots of depression) (unpublished, still being worked on)

> "Drumpf: The Trump Musical" (a bit of everything) (this is a long-term project, so it's not going to be released for quite a while)

> the Grinch x Tony the Tiger (romantic angst... starts out heartwarming but turns out to be heartbreaking) (unpublished)

> "Swimming in a Mirror" Squidward x Spongebob (romance + angst) (based off of the song 'Heat Waves' by Glass Animals) (AS OF JULY 24TH, 2021, 7:08 AM, THE FIRST AND SECOND CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN RELEASED! GO READ THEM! GO! GO! GO! ❤️)

> "Temporary Touch" Obama x Reader (very romantic - Obama is a femboy in that one, by the way) (based off of the song 'Your Love (Déjà Vu)' by Glass Animals) (AS OF JULY 24TH, 2021, 7:12 AM, THE FIRST AND SECOND CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN RELEASED! GO READ THEM! GO! GO! GO! ❤️)

> "Bird Watching" Big Bird x Reader (extremely sexy, but also extremely sad - you will be crying tears of both joy and pain) (based off of the song 'birdf*cker' by Lemon Demon) (unpublished, just started working on this one)

"My Simple Sir" Collection of Donald Trump short stories/oneshots (sexy, but rather inconsistent when it comes to who he's partnered up with. Imagine all of the people that Donald Trump shouldn't be partnered up with, and make it so that he's dating them anyways. That's it, that's the story) (based off of the song 'Gooey' by Glass Animals) (unpublished, still being worked on)

Check out my reading lists if you want to read some masterpieces!