Now that I've got your attention:

I'm the master of puns, I use he/him pronouns.

I like Hermitcraft, Percy Jackson, and Undertale, but I probably know at least a little about every other fandom.

I hope you like my stories!
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Forcedverse by The-Punmaster
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Children of Chaos [What if? version] by The-Punmaster
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How did this happen to me? (A Bitty story) by The-Punmaster
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I always wanted a Bitty. After careful research, I decided to adopt a Classic Sansy, one of the more common o...
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