Chaotic Yarn Demon

i am not dead. (• - •) 
          but i am mourning. my mother killed my sourdough starter. and i may have forgotten to take my Zoloft. and i also had caffiene and am now stuck on the floor with an immobile/exhausted body.
          
          so i am basically dead. :)
          
          
          AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO FANGIRL WITH ME ABOUT THE FALSE PRINCE WITH ME IS WELCOME. i reread it and am dying while being extremely happy that my favorite character died. please help.

Come backkkk

And where r uuuu

How are uuuu

Helloooo

me: hey there, i go by many names: phone guy, matpat, scott cawthorn, ness, dyu
          you: is one of ur names crazy theorizer with an axe or prehaps madpat?
          me: why yes. they r one of my favourites *agressively kills u*
          BTW ty for the follow.
          
          
          
          (ITS JUST A REFERENCE. A FNAF MUSICAL REFERENCE)

I MADE SOURDOUGH STARTER

Hiiiiii
          I used to talk to u
          I couldn’t find you
          My wp is broken istg
          Anyways how r u?????

help half of my camera roll is pictures of my besties cat (who im sadly allergic to) and one quarter of it is memes

quoting the hunger games "I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol people. They are only distractions from the food" Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Colins. #relatablequotes