🔺 WARNING: INTERACTING WITH THIS BIO MAY RESULT IN: 🚀 Accidental teleportation to Camp Half-Blood. 📢 Becoming a reluctant demigod (there is no refund policy). 💀 Joining a prophecy you didn't sign up for.

MATCHING WITH @DidiTheBookworm12
 
Hello, Internet! Welcome to Film Theory, where we take the ordinary, shake it up, analyze it way too hard, and ask: Is this really just a bio, or have we stumbled onto a multiverse-level chaos event?

💥 I AM NESS GASTER → Cosmic Horror wrapped in Glitch Energy™ | She/They | Multiversal Chaos Pilot | Pan-Oriented AroAce BREAKING THE META 💜 | ☠️ Certified Chaos Entity, Multiverse Disruptor, Existential Glitch. 🌊 Poseidon claimed me. Water obeys my madness. 🔮 Gravity Falls wasn't fiction. It was a warning. 📢 Blue food is mandatory. No further explanation needed. 🎩 CAMP HALF-BLOOD has a file on me. CHIRON is both intrigued and concerned. 🌀 MatPat might be making a theory about this bio right now.

💀 Hobbies Include: ⚔️ Breaking prophecy rules by going on unauthorized quests. 🌀 Disrupting timelines for fun. 💀 Befriending highly questionable gods and monsters. 🔥 Declaring "I AM NESS, DESTROYER OF WORLDS" at random intervals.

🔥 CHAOTIC CREW (FOLLOW OR BE SQUARE): @SarcasticF0rmer_user @NerdGuy00 @she_takes_her_own_03 @DidiTheBookworm12 @SBL223 @ALEXFIEROR4LIFE @_SWEET_PHYSCO_ @Catzar3g0dz @rosemalfoycullen @X_half_Moon_X @lyssas_daughter @P1PPUS_M4X1MUS @NoOtThHoOmMAaNn @Grayvie_ @teddybearsyndrome_ @dam_shadow_k1ng @mjfrlfrl @Hazel_Haddock @That_one_weird_cutie @DrHydeAndJekyll 

 But hey-that's just a theory. A FILM THEORY. 🚀🔥 END TRANSMISSION. 🔺