MATCHING W/ @GDunicorn
"If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine"

BOOTING SYSTEM...
ERROR 420: Too many plot twists.
WARNING: Reality distortion imminent.
INITIATING: Brendon Urie scream into the void.

IDENTITY:
Ness Gaster/ Blair Leagisdah Unthank/Torsha Chakraborty/ Lee Forrester/Bill Cipher

"Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die."

Also known as:
- Dyu
- Nessie
- MatPat of Wattpad
- Blue Potato
- Chaos Gremlin Supreme

"And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"

GENDER:
Genderfluid. Like Schrödinger's pronouns in a collapsing simulation.

"I am so much more than royal."

PRONOUNS:
Any/all. Male preferred.

"Sycophants on velvet sofas, lavish mansions, vintage wine"

SEXUALITY:
Pansexual

"Dress me up and watch me die."

BIRTHDAY:
August 2nd. Canonically.

NATIONALITY:
Indian by birth.
Nightmare Realm by vibe.
Scottish by sheer chaotic willpower.

THEME SONG:
"Emperor's New Clothes" - Panic! at the Disco

"I'm taking back the crown / I'm all dressed up and naked / I see what's mine and take it."

FANDOMS:
PJO
HP
TBBT
AGGGTM
Shiloh & Bros
Gravity Falls
Crookhaven
Team Theory
MCU


Currently hyperfixating on something you haven't heard of yet.

"Welcome to the end of eras / Ice has melted back to life."

ACCOUNTS:
@-im-just-a-sinner-
@-i-hate-everything- 
Others: glitched, forgotten, possibly sentient

SOCIALS:
Pinterest, Discord, Spotify, Instagram - all under the Blue Potato banner.
Some links lost to the void. Others cursed beyond repair.

STATUS:
2 brain cells.
17 existential crises.
Infinite lore threads dangling like chandelier earrings.

BUT HEY-
THAT'S JUST A BIO.
A BLUE POTATO BIO.
THANKS FOR SCROLLING.

"I CHIME IN WITH A 'HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?!'"

- Yer friendly neighborhood Scottish pirate wannabe with a lockpick earring and a bleeding map.