"The first thing you should know about me is that I'm a whore." -Belle du Jour (aka Me)
♔ A susurration is defined as a faint whispering sound, an echo. Something so quiet that you might miss it. That's me.
♔ The name's Clay, and if you stick around, you'll be as screwed as I am.
♔I'm a guy who writes lots of mad gay trash, so prepare yourself.
♔ Hopeless romantic who knows it'll all go to crap in the end.
♔Life is too short for me to try and be happy so I won't bother.
♔ I'm single and looking for that no.1 girl to show me what a vagina looks like.
♔ Sad/happy person who writes sad/happy stories.
♔ English/Scottish, male, identical twin, 22, dog person, and avid penis enthusiast.
♔ Hobbies include staring at blank walls and thinking about death.
♔ Most people think Rule No.1 is that you gotta have fun, when it's actually, on Wednesday's we wear pink.
♔ I love quoting bad puns that are lame and unPUNny, I should be PUNished.
♔ LANA. Tame Impala. Lorde. Marina. Troye. Riri. Nicki. Ari. Dolly. Miley. Gaga. Grimes. Gossip. Gorillaz. Selly G. Lykke Li. XCX. Pink Floyd. All that mad stuff.
♔ BEST ADVICE IN THE WORLD: Screw him. And keep screwing him until you're done. Then leave. And take his cash like the hoe you really are.
WARNING: Stories MAY include themes of rape, murder, eating disorders, addiction, prostitution, self harm, suicide, mental illness, autism, racism, sexism, homophobia - overall sadness.
On a lighter note I'm sometimes funny and offensive and f*cking crazy.
•Lonerism ⏭ (A.N. sad/happy stories about sad/happy people)
[The Fuck Me Trilogy] (A.N. sad stories about sad people)
• Take Me✔️
• Own Me✔️
• Save Me✔️
[Sassy White Boys Trilogy] (A.N. funny stories about happy/sad people)
• Vanity Teens✔️
• Saints & Sinners✔️
• Topping the Jock✔️
[Standalones](A.N. More sad/happy stories about sad/happy people)
- Sleeping with your boyfriend. Xoxo.
- JoinedSeptember 1, 2013