Yes. I was the first water known to Earth! 

I am a professional precussionist procrastinator! It says so on my business card.
*holds up an invisible business card*

I'm dead. You don't question the dead. The dead question you.

You're too old to live, but too young to die.

You have been helped. If you are not happy with our services, call someone who cares.

Yes, i am the grammar police. Put your hands in the air, nerds.

That graveyard looks really pretty. What?! It looks nice! I mean-agh, it's well taken of!

IT'S DRIZZLING NOT RAINING!!!!!

Isn't life just a beautiful bucket of roses and blood?

When you're trying to grab headphones to watch markiplier on youtube and your sibling thinks that you're going to kill them, only then you will know that you've socially advanced in life.

You're asking me what the defenition of a liquid is? Hah! That's easy. The definition of a liquid is grape juice.

Lags are assassins. They kill our time.

aN eXtRa BoOk!

What if I dip the challah in the bread?

FlOpPy TaCoS

I don't need your agreement, I just need to be able to vote

Is it a dragon made of sushi, or a sushi made of dragon?

Woosh

Be like a cat, cold, calculated but willing to tolerate people at specific times of the day

Whatever floats your metaphorical boat

Homosexually asexual

Clinically depressed, stressed and coffee obsessed

What the heck = heck the what

ThE pInEaPpLe Is StAbBiNg My EaR

Hello, can I get the h2o Homosapien popcorn bucket?

Surprisingly, Trump's still in office; not surprisingly I'm still a homosexual

WE ARE THE KIBBLE

I don't know what I'm doing, but there's a bookcase with books on it

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