I'm older than I look, but I feel younger than I am.

Formerly from Essex, I live in the Scottish Highlands, have a beautiful, crazy Asian girlfriend and two lovely children, 23 and 28. The elder of the two was a writer of Fan fiction on Wattpad.

I own four swords, a kilt and a three year-old Vauxhall Mokka called Minerva (a little nod to a well-loved Hogwarts teacher)!

I love playing the drums, singing, reading, writing, drawing cartoons and vow to visit Skye very soon.

I am a solid movie fan, and I very much enjoyed watching and reading 'Twilight'. It's not as bad as they say!

I have appeared as Severus Snape at Comic Con at the Excel centre in London 4 times. I loved the experience and will deffo be going to Comic Con here in the Highlands, this time as Obi-Wan Kenobi, as I have grown a little beard...

My dream is to see some comments on my work. ANY comments! PLEASE!
  • JoinedJanuary 15, 2013


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Twilight Spoofs - Now I Am New by Sillysausage
Twilight Spoofs - Now I Am New
It is my first day as a vampire. My boyfriend Edward saved my existence by injecting huge dollops of his veno...
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Twilight Spoofs - Vitamin R & R by Sillysausage
Twilight Spoofs - Vitamin R & R
I was dozing on my bed with my vampire boyfriend Edward when I awoke from my light sleep to a big surprise do...
Twilight Spoofs - After the Eclipse by Sillysausage
Twilight Spoofs - After the Eclipse
We have defeated Victoria and the newborns. Jacob is fully healed and all is well with the world. But Edward...
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