SeriouslyInTrouble

Things I enjoy besides writing and reading:

*Crime Shows. I convince myself that I would make a good TV cop since I can figure out the real criminal in the first five minutes. Obviously I would make a terrible cop in real life as I would arrest people just based on hunches and dramatic theme music.  

*Coffee. I need coffee. I tried to give it up once and I think I may have shot a man. Can't remember. Caffeine deprivation messes with my memory. 

*Waffles. I love eating waffles while swapping manly stories. 

*Josh Hutcherson's jawline. I can't explain it, but it's attractive. 



Things I hate:
*Smart phones. People rely on them too much so that when the zombie apocalypse comes, humanity is screwed. 

*Meatloaf. I do not trust meat in any sort of loaf form. It's an abomination. 

* Small talk. It's torture. I'd rather have a beer with you and talk about big ideas. I don't even care if we disagree, and I hate everything you say, but I'd rather do that than try to make conversation on traffic, weather, or how I spent my weekend (Netflix and pizza, obviously).