⚡Always the first Card Czar in Cards Against Humanity

⚡Homo aviator


⚡Also known as the Jedi Master Bullshit. (;

⚡Claims no false love.

⚡Jumped off a cliff once and epically failed. Lmao.

⚡Jump now, fear later attitude.

✝Jesus Christ is my Savior✝

⚡No one's puppet​. I refuse to continue playing my part.

⚡Partially deaf in one ear - doesn't appreciate anyone raising their voice at her

⚡Prefers referring to herself in 3rd person because she's out of this world.

⚡Loves a good pun.⬆ Hah!

⚡But only assholes refer to themselves in 3rd person. (;

⚡Can survive on apple juice alone - if I got marooned on an island, I wouldn't mind eating coconuts forever though.

⚡Just because I'm upset there was an even number of facts above. ⬆ I like odd numbers.


B&E, Theft, Arson, Kidnapping and vehicular manslaughter (Don't fuck with me.) And maybe assaulting an officer. Vandalism too.


Bitch slap someone so hard I rupture their eardrum...

But Mama says violence isn't the answer, so maybe just perfect my bitch face so people will avoid talking to me. 😇
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  • JoinedAugust 25, 2013

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I know I've been away for so long.. But I'm hella thankful to have friends/family like you guys. not trying to be dramatic or anything lol BUT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU MADE MY BIRTHDAY SO MUCH BETTER...
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