SarcasticNovelist

I love how you put the impaled gingerbread man as your banner

Need another book to get obsessed with. Stand-alone though. Been a bunch already, most recent was The Song of Achilles and I NEED another. Something that will break my heart, but the writing also needs to be amazing and shit. PLEASE HELP ME SOMEONE.

Who started reading The Song of Achilles thinking it would be a fun read and then got so obsessed that I just chugged a premade iced coffee to stay up to read it.
          Pffft, couldn't be me.
          I'm staying up to finish it before my friend.

The chaos of my discord server- Istg y'all idk what's going on. Here are some quotes, for reference:
          
          Joseph: Like a wise man once said,’what the F- are you doing’
          Me: Oh is wise to say that now? I'm wise y'all, I'm wise
          
          Perseus Jackson (person's username: "Once I walked into a lamp post” 
          
          James Madison (again.. username): Wet socks and wet shoes under the blankets with a wet shirt and wet skin and wet pants all while chewing on takis with their mouth open, that is the kind of person who writes fanfics about Octavian surviving in BoO"
          
          Me (Cj quotes this all the time so ig I should include it):“Im an potato though” 
          
          Leon: “I woulda just kicked me in the balls and ran” 
          
          Spud: "Some children deserve slaps"
          
          Nico di Angelo (username again): "I muted my ears"
          
          Gator aka Batman: "Yeah,, I don't know who Technoblade is sorry. He dropkicks orphans? Oh, well considering I'm supposed to be one, that doesn't sound very cool."
          
          Briares: “Are u a lollipop bc I’d rlly like to suck u”
          
          Evelyn: “We just need a horny god” 
          
          Gator aka Batman: "honky donky fonky wonky"
          
          Interesting, huh? Hope you find us entertaining

When you join a new discord server and become obsessed-- hcjdjsnekehe
          But yeah, I got roped into a writing contest on there and just published a one-shot from Dionysus' point of view at Camp Half-Blood. 
          Ily to the ppl who forced me to write (Rey, boss, Cj, Leon, Kiwi, V, and Evelyn,I'm looking at y'all) and everyone else who tried to keep em from yelling at me to no avail.
          
          Okay bye luvs,
          SarcasticNovelist

I just made cookies ✨ Peanut butter with Hershey kiss on top, we call them Peanut Butter Blossoms. Wish I could send a picture because they look amazing but I can't do use your imagination ig.. Anyone reading this can have a cookie!!

Okay but also.. will this just be 2020 round three? Is it worth calling it 2022? 

I don't know how I forgot.. HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Suicide is not selfish. Suicide is what happens when the world is so cruel to people that they can't take it anymore. Any fear of dying, any nice thing, all of that disappears under the onslaught of hatred, depression, and disappointment.. And then they do it. They are gone from the world. Not to say that it's the best solution.. While "Suicide is a permanent fix to a temporary problem" is a very common phrase, it is true for the most part. A lot of causes for suicide are problems that could be overcome with time. Most people who do it are so caught up in the moment that they don't think about that (no hate, I can understand that). 
          
           If someone is thinking about suicide, others should do everything in their power to help. Stay with them, give them the suicide hotline number, in extreme cases (like they are actively trying to do it) take them to the emergency room, because they are equipped to help people trying to commit suicide. 
          
           Suicide is not selfish, but it isn't the best solution. If someone does it, obviously they were going through something and/or couldn't take it anymore. The amount of people who have committed suicide is very sad, and I feel that we must be doing something wrong. People really don't think about what others could be going through or how they're feeling, which is a big part of it. Or they don't take people seriously when they say they want/need help. 
          
           I use commit for lack of a better word.. commit makes it sound like a crime, which it is not (or should not be, as some countries still call it illegal).
          
          Please, please if you need help come talk to me. Please do. I'm always free. If I'm not active at the time but you need to get something out, go ahead and DM me still. It's fine. I understand that many say this and usually you just have to go "yeah, okay" and never do it but seriously. Come. To. Me. If. You. Need. To. Talk. I won't judge. 
          
          I'm always here,
          SarcasticNovelist

I've been off for maybe.. two, three weeks? because of some personal things. When I came back I saw 48 notifications. 48! FORTY-EIGHT. Granted, most of them were people I follow posting on there status but it still counts XD
          
          Love y'all, stay safe or I swear-