Fandoms-
Harry Potter
Rick Riordan (all books)
Maze Runner
Hunger Games
Divergent
Six of Crows
Shadow and Bone
Wild Card (book series by YourSocixlAnimeDork on here :) )
Describe yourself in three words-
Sarcastic (hence the name)
Chaotic
Idiotic
Favorite Characters from each fandom (in order)-
Luna, Remus, or Regulus
Nico and Alex
Minho or Newt
Rue
Will or Christina
Jesper or Wylan
Prince Nikolai
Ripley, Selene, or Lina
Slytherin. Child of Hades/Hunter of Artemis. Eurdite/Dauntless.
So yeah. Hello everyone! Speak a bunch of random shit in a bunch of languages. I'm kinda crazy, as a warning.
Use all pronouns, I don't really care. So yeah, hello dear idiots. Welcome to the chaos that is my wattpad account.
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A Lake of Poo- No, Chocolate
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Just another day at Camp Half-blood.
From Dionysus' point of view, with some Tratie. Written for PJO World's...
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Everyone has a secret. A horrible secret that they want no one to know. A lot of the time, that secret comes...
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Girlfriend
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A one-shot between Rita Skeeter and an OC.
(Dedicated to Bryant aka JustAnInsaneMuffin, hope you enjoy! Also...
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