Asexual human who has nothing better to do with their life than mentally screaming and dying on the inside (what even are emotions).

And writing. That's a thing I do too.
  • Probably the pits of Hell
  • JoinedMarch 6, 2014



Stories by Sam
Hetalia Shorts by SWL_TARDIS
Hetalia Shorts
Hetalia OneShots. I'll continue to add more once I think of them. I do not own the cover art. Also, these are...
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Dare by SWL_TARDIS
Dare
The dare is simple: if Dan Howell can manage to seduce Phil Lester, Dan wins. But if Phil can somehow resist...
The Bully by SWL_TARDIS
The Bully
Phil Lester is the resident bully who likes to use Dan Howell as his punching bag. When they get paired toget...
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