Mama raised a soldier, not a bitch.

WELCOME MY POTATOES! My name is Night Wood, and I'll write pretty much anything. I'm not too great at smut so ....yeah. My account is super random, and I just write whatever I feel like writing.
I don't know, flip a table or something. I don't care.

Fun Facts:
• King of Potatoes
• King of Sarcasm
• Pansexual
• Non Binary (He/Him, They/Them)
• Russian
• Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
• Virgil is mood

We're all equally fucked up...
Only some of us hide it better.

If I come off as aggressive, sorry, I am. SOMETIMES. I can be a fluffy boi too.
I cuss more than the law should allow, sorry, and I'm weird as hell. I'm socially awkward, so I have a small friend group, but remember kids:

If you hurt one of my friends, keep in mind that I know how to make your death look like Bambi did it.
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Bill Cipher X Male Demon Reader by S4RC45M
Bill Cipher X Male Demon Reader
Y/N L/N was a demon, not a Dream Demon, a Havoc Demon, an agent of chaos if you will. So it only makes sense...
Bill Cipher X Male Demon Reader by S4RC45M
Bill Cipher X Male Demon Reader
Y/N L/N was a demon, not a Dream Demon, a Havoc Demon, an agent of chaos if you will. So it only makes sense...
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