HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH! I have conquered it with my army of evil gummy bears.
MWUAHAHA! I happen to think that's quite a boon at 17 [•+•]
I love speaking in different accents. it makes me feel worldly :3 (although I have been told my voices suuuckk. Eh, haters can kiss my big booty)
I have my nose stuck in a book ALL the time! I actually got a detention or reading once. I mean come on! Who gives a detention for reading?! Oh well what's done is done. Can't turn back time.
OR... can you? GASPS! Light bulb! I will just build a machine that goes faster than the speed of light and goes forward in time until I am back to where I want to be. I. Am. A. Genius.
I have a HUGE favor to ask you guys.
Fan me?
Please.
Scratch my back and I will scratch yours. Figuratively speaking of course.
And as extra incentive if you do I will spare you from the fields of perpetual tickling when I conquer Earth. Me you ask? Oh I am veery ticklish (I'm not responsible for your injuries if you tickle me) all my home pickles just love to give me heart attacks when they sneak attack me.
But I get them back }:) 'cause I am 100% Ninja and I love cookies. And Grell. Grell is just so. . . Grell ' <( • _ • )> hug? HA HA. too late. I hugged you anywayz.
Well. . . I'm always borded so talk to meh. PLEEEEEEEEEEASE TT.TT I'm awesome I promises. I guess I'll be seeing ya mah peeps.
Fan.
Eat your vegetables.
Say no to drugs.
Don't talk to strangers. Unless they offer you candy. Don't listen to me! Are you estupido! Don't you know Asian ninjas are liars? Even Sebastion Michealis the sexiest man beast ever. Actually. . . Especially him since he is a soul eating demon :/ (*whispers* still sexy man beast though)
Stay gold Ponyboy.
[P.S. Does anyone in augusta GA want fluffy kittehns? As much as I want to keep the little fuzz balls I can't Dx!!!!]
{P.P.S. I promise I'm not some creeptastic stranger like my facebook stalker. I mean we are strangers but that could so change :3}
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