Mother Goose

-ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI-

They say JOKES
We say PUNS
They say RESTART
We say RESET
They say PIZZA 
We say SPAGHETTI!
They say GET REKT
We say GET DUNKED ON!
They say STOP OR IM GOING TO TELL
We say DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TIME?
They say CAKE
We say BUTTERSCOTCH PIE
They say SKELETONS
We say SANS AND PAPYRUS
They will ignore
UNDERTALE FANS WILL POST THIS ON THEIR BIO

Iᖴ YOᑌ'ᐯE EᐯEᖇ TᗩKEᑎ ᗩ ᗷᒪᗩᗪE TO TᕼᗩT ᗷEᗩᑌTIᖴᑌᒪ ᗷOᗪY Oᖴ YOᑌᖇᔕ, ᔕKIᑭᑭEᗪ ᗩ ᗰEᗩᒪ ᗩT ᒪEᗩᔕT OᑎᑕE Oᑎ ᑭᑌᖇᑭOᔕE, ᑕᖇIEᗪ YOᑌᖇᔕEᒪᖴ TO ᔕᒪEEᑭ ᗷEᑕᗩᑌᔕE YOᑌ ᗩᖇEᑎT GOOᗪ EᑎOᑌGᕼ & TᖇIEᗪ ᗩᑎY ᖴOᖇᗰ Oᖴ ᔕEᒪᖴ ᕼᗩᖇᗰ, ᗩᑎᗪ TᕼOᑌGᕼT Oᖴ/Oᖇ ᗩTTEᗰᑭTEᗪ TO TᗩKE YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ ᒪIᖴE. ᑕOᑭY TᕼIᔕ TO YOᑌᖇ ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE.  ᒪETᔕ ᔕEE ᕼOᗯ ᗰᗩᑎY Oᖴ ᑌᔕ ᗩᖇE TᕼEᖇE.

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