Chase Detrick

Naw I hate going to a football school bc tell me why I show up to Qudditch team tryouts and there's a fucking division 1 college athlete football player there who has his own athletic clothing merch line all lined up and ready to kick my ass

Who would win: the group of 20+ sorority girls on my dorm floor getting ready for a night out or me in my pj's about to start swinging at them like their bowling pins with ny laundry basket, just trying to get to the washing machine. 

Since I moved to college like a week ago, I realized how far behind I was socially. Like what do you mean you guys are actually going out to parties every night and buying fake ID's. I thought that was a fake thing they did in movies. No, I'm just an antisocial hermit. 
          
          

Sitting in the waiting room, less than 10 minutes away from my first therapy appointment after wanting this moment for years. I've talked to fake therapists in my head since I was 12 trying to sort stuff out that was happening to me. I knew I could never go to anyone about what was happening. I waited it all out in silence for my chance to do it on my pwn terms. I showed up the day I turned 18 to do this. It's a full circle moment. Wish me luck ❤️

My favorite boss moment of mine that I'll always think of is applying and getting in to every public ivy league school on the east coast, then seeing the look of mortification on my 8th grade english teacher (who told me I was the dumbest kid she's had) after I mentioned it when I was on my senior walk through while I was wearing my salutatorian sash. 

Guys ao3 is down and I was in the middle of a 300k fic. Coming back to Wattpad while it's getting fixed is like the walk of shame.

"My child is fine!" Your child has already scheduled a therapy appointment for the day they turn 18

"Haha my family is so crazy" my cousins dad is a famous serial killer

Having a comfort character that you have a Very Niche Image of that is completely different from the fandom perception of them is actually torture. Worse if its a bad fandom.
          
          (Stiles Stilinski I will avenge you if it's the last thing I do. )

If I had a nickle for every time I accidentally walked into the filming of a reality TV dating show on a vacation to New Orleans, I'll have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it weird that it's happened twice.