*slams bat into the homophobe's kneecaps*


just call me apollo because I'm your new gay himbo dad

@-Americas_ass- is your new mom and @Ivory_icecream is our new dog (no that's not a sex thing ya nasties)

🄹 🄸 🄻 🅈

🄳 🅁 🄰 🅁 🅁 🅈

🄷 🄴 🄳 🅁 🄸 🄲

🄼 🄴 🅁 🅃 🄷 🅄 🅁

🅂 🄾 🄻 🄰 🄽 🄶 🄴 🄻 🄾

🅆 🄾 🄻 🄵 🅂 🅃 🄰 🅁


ᴴᵃʳᵐᵒⁿʸ,
ᴿᵒᵐⁱᵒⁿᵉ,
ᴾᵉʳᵃᶜʰᵉˡ,
ᵃⁿᵈ ᴴᵘⁿᵃ
ᵃʳᵉ ᴼᴷ...
ᶠᵒʳ ⁿᵒʷ

P̶e̶r̶n̶i̶c̶o̶,̶ ̶M̶e̶r̶w̶a̶i̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶M̶e̶r̶g̶a̶n̶a̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶i̶l̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶p̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶ ̶m̶e̶

וווווו×

《PEN NAME》
Chase Detrick/Gay Dad

《PRONOUNS》
????? A mess

《SEXUALITY》
ain't straight chief

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《WAND》
Sycamore wood with a dragon heartstring core, 12 ¾" and reasonably supple flexibility

《PATRONUS》
Hippogriff ;)

《HOUSE》
Gryffindork :/ (I've been a Slytherin for years but Pottermore decided to be lil bitch-)

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《CABIN》
Apollo our himbo dad

《WEAPON》
Hunter of Artemis bow / dagger

《RESIDENCE》
CHB / Hogwarts

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《WORKS IN PROGRESS》
Under My Skin

《ON HOLD》
The Servants Golden Lie
The Scars That Showed

《DISCONTINUED》
When I've Fallen To Deep

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《FANDOMS》
• Percy Jackson/Rick Riordan Universe 🌟
• Harry Potter🌟
• Merlin🌟
• In Other Lands
• Carry On
• The Dragon Prince
• Spiderman/Peter parker
• Animal Crossing
• The Picture Of Dorian Gray (can this count? Idk. Homoeroticism 👌)

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《HOBBIES》
Reading 🌟
Writing 🌟
Robotics 🌟
Archery
Graphic Design

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"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"There are many more who believe in the world you are trying to create. One day you will learn, Arthur. One day you will see all they have done for you." -BBC Merlin

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Remember to drink your water or I'll take out your kneecaps as well uwu <3
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  • JoinedAugust 12, 2016


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