Hobbes (@Loiosh)

ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ, ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ɪᴛ. ɪ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏ ᴏɴᴇ ɢᴇɴʀᴇ. ᴏᴅᴅꜱ ᴀʀᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴏᴋ. ʙᴜᴛ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ. ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ꜱᴋɪᴘ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ  ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴀʏ!

ɪɢ: ʟᴏ_ᴡʀɪᴛᴇꜱᴀɢᴀɪɴ
ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ: .ʟᴏɪᴏꜱʜ
ʙʟᴜᴇꜱᴋʏ: ʟᴏɪᴏꜱʜᴡʀɪᴛᴇꜱ
ɪɴᴋɪᴛᴛ: ʜᴛᴛᴘꜱ://ᴡᴡᴡ.ɪɴᴋɪᴛᴛ.ᴄᴏᴍ/ʟᴏɪᴏꜱʜ

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ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴɴᴇʀ ʀɪɴɢ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴏɴ
ᴀ ʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
ᴄʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ
ꜱᴄᴀʟᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ
ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛ
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ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴꜱ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ (ɪɴᴛᴇʀꜱᴇx) - ꜱᴀᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ
ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ɪ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴇᴇ (ɪɴᴛᴇʀꜱᴇx ᴘᴏʟʏ)
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ᴡʜɪꜱᴋᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʀʏᴇ (ɪɴᴛᴇʀꜱᴇx - ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ)
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇꜱ' ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
ᴋɪꜱꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ
ɪ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴍᴀᴍɪ ʙɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴀɴᴛᴀ ᴄʟᴀᴡꜱ
ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴀᴛᴇꜱ
ꜱᴜꜱʜɪ
ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ
ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱɪɴɢ
ꜰɪxᴇʀ ᴜᴘᴘᴇʀ
ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛ-ʟɪᴄᴋꜱ
ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅɪɴɢᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ
ʙᴏᴅʏ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ʀᴇᴘᴀɪʀ
ꜰʟᴀɢʀᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴏᴜʟ
ᴊᴜɴɢʟᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏꜱᴛ
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴍᴀɴ
ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴀ ꜰ*ᴄᴋ
ᴘᴜᴄᴋ ᴏꜰꜰ
ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛꜱ 
ʀᴏᴀᴅ ᴛʀɪᴘ
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ
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ꜱᴇʀᴇᴠ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ
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JoinedJanuary 2, 2021

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Loiosh Jul 24, 2025 01:41PM

Life needs subtitles. For instance, hypothetically walking down the street with ear buds in while listening to the music of your choice (not Bavarian Polka, for the love of all that is holy). Wouldn'...

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