Discreet Ninja

Regardless of my identity, all you really need to know is that I'll post works of art for ya. When I'm not writing, or thinking of deep shit no one actually cares about, I'm probably off chasing life, trying to fly on a music-high, or fighting dicks. So be patient with me as there actually does occur real excitement in my life. But then again, what is real? 



Boring facts about me:
- I like reading in the bathroom.
- I'm a hardcore MMA-fan
- Favorite animes: "Requiem for the phantom" and "Ao no exorcist"
- I hate open doors. 
- I like sitting on the floor. 
- Food is life, food is love. My stomach is bipolar. The highlight of the day is whenever food is served. 
- I may be lazy but I love sports.
- I'm secretly a ninja...
- I hate christmas.
- I'm an optimistic pessimist. 
- The concept of 'expectations' truly puzzles me. I'm very against the idea; don't let expectations filter your experiences. 
- I love music. I'll listen to everything from heavy metal to k-pop. There are no limits. 
-  I'm never serious except for when I'm serious. I'm pretty unserious though. You'll never know to be honest. Not even I do. 
- My perverted humor often gets me in weird and awkward situations. 
- I'm one of the greatest philosophers of time. 
- Trolling is fun.



- I'm a sucker for quotes. Here are some for you:

"If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit." – Don't know who said it

"Sometimes life will fuck you and you just have to change positions and enjoy it." – Don't know who this person is either

"Impossible is just a word" – Muhammed Ali

"No matter our skin color, religion, or sexual orientation, we all just want someone to touch our genitals." – Some twitter dude

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times" – #King Bruce Lee

Peace out (or something)