Supernatural addict. Fanfic lover. Taylor Swift stan. Usually in that order. 

My "people skills" are "rusty."

Legit never check my DMs but I'm pretty much always checking my notifications so it's easier to contact me by commenting on my books or tagging me in comments than to DM me because I suck as a person 🤷🏻‍♀️

I love reading comments but I'm also awkward and don't usually know how to respond but like spam commenters are the most valid people on the planet. I'm not one of those cool people with a million fans who ignores their notifications. I just look like a cool person because all my books have a million chapters.


"When you create stories, you become gods of tiny, intricate dimensions unto themselves!"

Metatron is too precious for all this hate.

"Bitch, please. You've been God more often than Dad has."

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood cosmic entity."

"He who hesitates disintegrates."

"You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die, or you can keep fighting."

"Now I realize there is no righteous path. It's just people trying to do their best in a world where it's far too easy to do your worst."

Did you really read this whole thing? Why? Why did you ever think that was worth it? This isn't a very fun bio. I can't do the classic "straight as a rainbow slinky" thing, cuz I'm straight as something that doesn't exist. Aro/ace squad, unite!
  • Partying with Lucifer in his cage
  • JoinedDecember 30, 2015

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So imma go to bed and hope that I fall asleep at a reasonable time (it’s past 1 am now which is later than I’ve stayed up all coronacation so idk what’s gonna happen rip me)
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