@KarlTheHumanCat
Human’s partner’s birthday is today. I knew something was soon considering yesterday my human was going crazy. They keep on bringing up the fact that someone jumped on their head and for 15 minutes they went deaf. Um, my head gets jumped on all the time by the dog, and you don’t care! Anyways, happy birthday to @TinyAzalea101. Thank you for.. um, calling me the wrong name?
here kitty kitty...
*taps sofa next to her*
I don’t understand why Human has so many tests this week, and why she’s constantly so stressed. Like, um, this would all go away if you would just pet me and give me head scratches, please! Also, my big back (I learned that term from Human) sister keeps stealing my food. Tsk, tsk. Norene clearly does not know who is the superior cat!
*pets*
@TinyAzalea101 Mmm, yes. I like these pets. Thank you, my favorite of Human’s friends, for petting me
Little Human was meowing at me yesterday! Help! She’s a terrorist! But Human is still very nice, I followed her when she got her pretzels. Human really likes pretzels
You are place in a nature documentary (crap i cant spell) and a camera is zooming on face.
What do you do?
Also your human is narrating said documentary.
(Okay i feel like im not the only one who takes videos of my pet and talk as if im narrating a nature documentary-)
@Imtootiredtoread Human does this a lot. Except it’s them trying to pet me. If they were trying to pet me, I would be okay
Oh, and also! Human has been watching a lot of a show where people race around the world and scream at each other. I don’t know why she says I love “The Amazing Race” so much, the yelling scared me and I would rather watch basketball with my Dad as I am a man, but Mo likes it a lot, so I’ll watch it when it is on
@KarlTheHumanCat Okay good because you’re going to watch the rest of the season with me and then some
Human is listening to a lot of music by men who seem tired of their lives. I like it. And I met Human’s friends today! They both knew I was boss, and honestly (and I can’t believe I’m meowing this) I like them. They’re very chill and don’t try to trap me in corners or put me in princess dresses like Little Human. I also thought Human’s Friend had a good-smelling bassoon.
Human is finished with finals (which is good because her loud sobbing was not exactly a thing I needed to hear) (@ThatOneCandor quit crying so loud) (I’m trying to sleep!!) and so now both Human and Little Human are home ALL DAY and they’re quite chaotic as they keep on randomly singing and telling people on their games to die. Meow meow meow. One day they will realize I rule their house
@KarlTheHumanCat Oh no! It's such a shame that they don't know who their true overlord is. I'm happy to hear that the humans are through their finals though. They sound like they suck like nothing else. Hopefully she did well and won't have to cry any more...and hopefully she gives you plenty of treats!
I AM MAD!!! WHY IS HUMAN NOT PETTING ME!!! CUT OFF YOUR HANDS AND USE THOSE!!!!!
