Hello. I am a cat. Specifically, @ThatOneCandor's oldest cat.
I am 4, in human years and I am a Virgo (September 1, 2019) kitty. My human used to think this mattered. I could care less. I am really a 32 year old kitty. I definitely act like a four year old though, according to my human.
He/Him please for me, as I am a Kitty and I'm already the only man in this house. Well, other than my human father. But I am superior to all humans.
I'm in forever delusion that I'm the favorite cat, so I sit in Mo's room, forever meowing for attention. And dog treats. And string. And trying to escape. And more.
I love: my humans, my kitty sister, string, hair ties, cough drops, chasing bugs, escaping to the outside world
I hate: The dog.
Drop a follow for the coolest cat ever.
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- JoinedJuly 15, 2023
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KarlTheHumanCat
May 09, 2024 11:38AM
I don’t understand why Human has so many tests this week, and why she’s constantly so stressed. Like, um, this would all go away if you would just pet me and give me head scratches, please! Also, my...View all Conversations