Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, ... *record scratch noise*

Yeah, I'm not going to bore you with my life story. Instead, I'll leave you with some kinda funny quotes, which I'm sure you won't find funny at all. ;)

-A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

-Behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes.

-I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

-Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

-You can raise ONE eyebrow? Guess what? I'm so talented, I can raise TWO at a time.

-Why do they call it Rush Hour when nothing moves?

I don't know any more funny quotes, but if I find any, I'll add it to the list.

- Karla

-----██----- put this on your Wall
--█████---if you're not
-----██----- embarrassed
-----██----- to tell others
-----██----- that you
-----██----- believe in God :)♥
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ItsOkayToTakeRisks ItsOkayToTakeRisks Aug 16, 2013 11:37PM
@FlippingTheBird Thanks! I love your username, as well. -salutes back- :D
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