(Nickname for Anti, Slicey McDicey originated from me) (I now ship Santi due to someone's typing error that made me create Santa x Anti.)
Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus...
Kumbaya my looordd!
Hello everyone! Welcome to my new and improved basement- I mean.. bio! I hope you all enjoy your five-second stay because no one wants to read this boring shit. Unless you do.. which in that case...
You must have lots of fucking free time.
Sometimes I find myself thinking about random shit like penguins wearing tiger skins and dancing around a fire singing HALLELUJAH at the top of their lungs, but at the end of the day, I realize...
*Camera zooms in as I clear my throat*
I've got serious problems and I shouldn't be left alone with my thoughts.
Also... GET THAT FUCKING CAMERA OUT OF MY DAMN FACE! *Whale mating call*
"Two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay."
"...Hi welcome to Chili's."
*girl blows vape* "...WoW"
"AHH.. Stahp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.."
"The only person who can pull me down is myself, and I'm not going to let myself pull me down anymore."
"Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine."
"Mario is red, Sonic is blue. Will you be, My player #2?"
"Roses are red, Facebook is blue. No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Pornhub is down, Your Mom's Facebook will do."
"Roses are red, And ready for plucking. Girls out of high school, Are ready for... college."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm bad at gardening, And even worse at poetry."
- Oh shit. I don't-.. Ma?!
- JoinedJanuary 2, 2018