The one and only, Jesus Christ.
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  • I am omnipresent, which means I can see all the nasty shit you’re doing. Get your hand out your pants, Gerald.
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Iordjesus Iordjesus Oct 17, 2018 03:26PM 
Hello everyone! We have decided that from now on we will be spreading positive vibes. Henceforth, no more weird messages from Jesus in your PMs. We are terribly sorry for those messages; Jesus has b...
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Christ! Is that a weed?
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Paradise by Iordjesus
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Hi there! Are you interested in coming to live in a utopian paradise? If so, check out the fantastic deals we...
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