Corn

From the earth I rise and to the earth i one day will return.

              Whats up mothershuckers my name is Coronel Cornelius Cornwall 
                                   And I'm here today to introduce you to corn.
          Corn is a north american cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. 
         It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor.
                           Side affects of corn may include choking, i guess.

        Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born