Heyyy so the first thing you need to know about me: I write and I shooketh (don't expect any cliche happy endings from me). The second thing you need to know is that I'm The Cabbage Queen - AKA Holly Shmit, like if the term Holy Shit! was a person, I'd show up.
My whole life is one big 'holy shit!' moment.
*gets born*
Mom: Holy shit! It's a girl? Guess she'll have to like blue.
*goes to school*
Teacher: Holy shit! You're a dumbass!
*writes a book*
Readers: Holy shit! Everyone is dying!
*meets a friend*
Friend: Holy shit! You're actually nice and not nearly as scary as you look!
*looks in the mirror*
Me: Holy Shit! I just scared myself!
Yeah, you get the image. Warning: I have dangerous levels of sass and my sarcasm has surpassed humor.
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Jul 19, 2020 11:40PM
GUYS, I unpublished and then published the latest chapter and the comments work now. Feel free to go back and comment if you want. I feel so lonely without your comments. It's the highlight of my day...View all Conversations
Stories by Holly Shmit
One Gang and a Bronze Battle
(THIRD BOOK in the Golden Girl Series)
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Told in poetr...