Rorschach confronts Dr. Manhattan over his desire to tell the people the truth but things go differently then one would think. This fic is high in calories and trans fats, so I'm not responsible if you contract obe...

I am here to teach you how to summon the god of fried chicken himself and also Dr. Seuss gets married to Mr. Clean somewhere in there I guess.

When the mean and gay professor blasphemes the name of Hank Hill, its up to the devoted follower, Josh Whedon, to prove Hank Hill's existence!