Fawkes_the_Phoenix

@Fawkes_the_Phoenix MY SISTER WONT SHUT UP AND IM READING STILL AND SHR STARTED DOING THE SPONGEBOB THING AND SHE GOT ON THE FLOOR AND SHE WAS LIKE "PHOTOSYNTHESIS" OVER AND OVER AND THEN SHE CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND ROLLED AWAY MY OLDER SISTER IS IN NEW YORK SHE COMES HERE TO WHERE I AM JN A FEW WEEKS AND  I CANT WANT FOR MY MOM TO YELL AT HER CAUSE I SHOWED MY MOM MY OLDER SIS'S INSTAGRAM FEED AND THERE WAS ALCOHOL AND WEED AND STUFF AND MY MOM WAS SOOOOO MAD AND SHE ALREADY GOT THE TICKETS AND SHE CANT RETURN EM SO MY SIS IS COMING AND SHE'LL BE IN DEEP SHÌT LOLOL OK THERE IS A DOG DOWNSTAIRS THAT WOULDNT SHUT UP AND A LADY WENT INTO HER APARTMENT AND CAME OUT WITH A POT OF WATER AND WENT TO THE DOG (WHICH WAS OUTSIDE ON THE PATIO) AND SHE POURED THE WATER ON IT AND SHE WAS LIKE "SHUT THE FÜCK UP DONT DISTURB MY SLUMBER" I GOT IT ON VIDEO LMAO AND SHE WAS SO MAD AND MY MOM WAS YELLING AT HER AND STUFF OMFG OH I DONT LIKE FALLING IN REVERSE THEIR MUSIC SUCKS AND I HATE HIS VOICE TBH I THINK HE HAZ NO TALENT PLS DONT HATE ME IM SORY YOUR RELATIONSHIP ONLY LASTED ONE DAY IM MAD AND SAD BEXAUSE I FINISHED WATCHING DEATH NOTE AGAAAAIN FOR LIKE THE 823683628TH TIME  AND THAT HURT MY HEART WHEN L DIED AGAINNNNNN LIKE IF U CREI EVRYTIM MY DAD GOT RID OF MY DOG LAST YEAR WITHOUT TELLING ME I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SAY BYE LIKE WTF AREE U SERIOUS I LIKE TO WEAR BLACK TOO BUT HEEEY GUES WHAT I LIKE GREEN. BRIGHT, SPRING GREEN. NOT VOMIT GREEN, EW. WHEN I GOT MY LIP PIERCED MY MOM TRIED RIPPING OUT THE PIERCING SO I HID IN MY ROOM FOR A FEW HOURS AND ESCAPED THRU THE WINDOW AND STOOD AT MT FRENDS HOUSE AND THEN SHE GROUNDED ME SHES LUCKY I DIDNT CALL CPS ON HER ÁSS. LIKE DANG GIRL. IM NOT EVEN MAD IM JUST USING CAPITAL LETTERS AND TALKING ABOUT STUFF I DONT THINK IM EVEN RANTING ANYMORE OHMYGOSH

@um_can_u_not OH GOD I REMEMBER WHEN I WENT TO MY COUSINS HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE 6  AND I COMPLAINED TO MY AUNT ABOUT HOW SHE NEVER SAT WITH ME ON THE BUS AND SO SHE YELLED AT MY COUSIN AND SHE WAS ALL WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ALYSSA!?!?!  AND MY COUSIN SAID "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OMG MOM FML" OS AND MY AUNT WAS LIKE THAT'S THE POINT. ONE TIME I DATED MY FRIEND INDIANA AND I TOLD HER NOT TO TELL HER BROTHER BECAUSE HER BROTHER IS FRIENDS WITH MY SISTER AND IF MY SISTER KNOWS SHE'LL TELL MY MOM AND MY MOM WILL TEASE ME AND TELL ME ABOUT HER "LESBIAN EXPERIENCES" AND I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT!!!! GTFA!!!! AHA SHE BROKE UP WITH ME THE NEXT DAY SO..... WHATEVER I GUESS. ACTUALLY SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND STILL. I'M GONNA TELL HER ABOUT YOU TOMORROW IN TECH BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY ARE EVERYTHING SHE WANTS IN LIFE. WELL, MAYBE. THE ASIAN THING IS PENDING. SHE ALSO HAS A HOT GF.... AN EVEN HOTTER EX GF ;)... ITS ME ;)... ACTUALLY I'M TOO SELF CONSCIOUS TO SAY THAT NEVERMIND. THE ONLY TIME I'M EVER OUTSIDE IS BAND AND WALKING THE FEW YARDS TO GET AND OFF OF THE BUS..... I'M NOT A VAMPIRE BUT I FEEL LIKE ONE SOMETIMES I SLEEP ALL DAY BECAUSE I HATE THE SUNLIGHT. FALLING IN REVERSE SONG REFERENCE!!! ;D IDK WHAT TO DO. MY FAVORITE COLOR IS RED OR BLUE BUT I USUALLY WEAR BLACK. MY MOM IS IN THE NEXT ROOM YELLING TO MY SISTER ABOUT HER SEX LIFE.

@um_can_u_not I THINK U WROTE MORE THAN ME LET ME CONTINUE UM IM IGNORING MY BF ISAIAH BECAUSE HE WONT TELL HIS DAD THAT WE'RE DATING BC HE HASNT TOLD HIS DAD HE IS INTO DUDES AND IT MAKES ME SOOOO MAD SO I WAS LIKE MAYBE IF I IGNORE HIM HE'LL BE LIKE OK I SHALL TELL HIM LIKE IK HIS DAD ISNT HOMOPHOBIC, HIS DADS BRO IS GAY TOO AND THEY GET ALONG SO WELL LIKE ISAIAH AM SORRY IF UR SCARED BUT WTF?? AND I REALLY HATE ONE DIRECTION BC LIKE U R NOT 17 ANYMORE U CANT BE A BOYBAND SINGING ABOUT GIRLS BEING BEAUTIFUL AND ALL U WANNA DO IS HUG ANDKISS HER ITS LIKE NO UR GROWN MEN GO SOLO I ALSO HATE THAT GIRL ON YOUTUBE WITH THE BIG BOOBS TRISHA??? IDK HER NAME I THKNK IM RIGHT BUT HER LAUGH AND VOICE ANNOYS ME BUT I LOOOVE HER COLLABS WITH SHANE I HATE PLAIN BAGELS I HATE THE OUTDOORS I HATE THE SUN WHEN I GO OUTSIDE I SEE THE SUN AND I LITERALLY HISS AND RUN BACK INSIDE OMGGG THATS HOW I AM ON WEEKENDS AHAHA :| MY COUSIN TORY NEVER TEXTS ME BUT SHES ALWAYS LIKE ILYYY I MISS U (IN REAL LIFE) IF SHE MISS ME SO MUCH THEN DANG GURL TEXT ME U FREAKIN FIDDLESTICK DAAAANG I HATE CHRIS DAKOTA HE GOT MAD AT ME (IN MY FANTASIES) FOR MARRYING A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF HIM :l k im done ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:

@Zara_Warrior OH MY GODS! Love you too. Fandom bros for life! Even though I'm a girl. OH MY GEESUS!

@Fawkes_the_Phoenix lol. Totally. Finally, someone who understands.

@MyLittleGhostKing Ikr? who needs to punch a wall when you can just type a document in all caps? My anger expression is totally on point, no?

@Fawkes_the_Phoenix Caps locks are super fun to use though. :)

@kasai1555 SAME! GEESUS. YOU GIVE ME LIFE! #CLARINET