Emma

I strive to be the best potato I can possibly be, all the while keeping up a very rocky friendship with an old, over-weight dog that goes by the name of Brandi. 
Brandi is my spirit animal, hence the determination to stay friends. 
she snores a lot (when she is awake and asleep) and after spending a whole day with her to find out what sweet doggie things she gets up too when she has no supervision I found out that she does all the same things she does when I'm home. (this was very disappointing for me as I am sure you can understand)

Brandi sleeps for solid blocks of four hours each nap and then checks her food bowl, the kitchen floor and under the dining room table for any food that might have mysteriously appeared or anything she might have missed in the first round.
she then either wanders back to her dog bed, checks all the bedrooms for a pillow that may have been left on the floor or comes into my room and sleeps on a pile of my clothes (clean or unclean she doesn't care)
she also whines about food. before and after I give it to her, I usually have to put a few cat food biscuits into her bowl that somehow magically transform her whole dinner from something she will sit next to for two hours complaining about,  to a fantastic gourmet dish that is gone in two seconds.

I don't do reading request. I simply find them annoying and if you are still at the point of personally asking people for reads I'm not interested (I need to leave some quality time to spend with my four-legged water bottle)

if you want to chat about: Marvel to YA books and all sorts of movies, I will gladly oblige but DC can die and so can the spider that has taken up residence on my toilet wall

I didn't mean to talk so much about my dog, but she is the canine equivalent to me.... but just in case you were worried, I check the pantry, not the floor.