Hello My Name Is: Kai

I'm as Straight as your momma's stripping pole. hahahahahahahahaha, damñ I'm funny.
I expect to see my notifications exploding with followers. Follow me, I'll Follow you. Don't follow me? I'll unfollow you... sorry it's a two way relationship.

I'M A KING FROM THE ROYAL ORDER 

This is going to be the funniest introduction you've ever read... eh probably not.

My name's Malakai, my friends call me Kai.
Male
I play football, basketball, baseball, and i also run cross country and swim. that's a lot of shit.
18

@-Beautiful-Creature- is babe. Follow her.
@Rowan_Helps is my bitch. Follow her.

I worship immortality.... just kidding... maybe not.
I love chocolate
I like dancing gorillas...
I'll take reading requests
I won't take messages, that's weird... I don't know you damñ catfishes.
I love meat. I don't know how the fuck people can live without beef on their plate.
I hate salad
I'm a Virgo because we all want to know each other's signs.
I hate mice.... those bāstārd creatures.
I would love to follow everyone if they follow me. we'll be friends, that's sounds creepy af.
Join the Twerk Team, we stand tall and proud

If you actually read this, comment a conversation starter on my wall for everyone or just say dancing gorillas. No judging, I do like gorillas that dance.

I'll know if you unfollow me, it's not that hard to figure out lol. 

I'll hand out virtual cookies to people who deserve virtual cookies

your welcome