Julian and Kara

Kara: So....I'm supposed to decorate this...oh wait...no. I'm being FORCED to decorate this. SOO...I'm going to decorate! 

I'm Kara. The cool one. Unlike Julian. Don't listen to anything he says. It's just a bunch of lies. XP

Julian: She's just in denial about how cool I am. She does that a lot.

So allow me to introduce myself as well. I'm me. Being me is cool. You all wish you were me so badly that most of you went as me for Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and to every Comic-Con convention this past year. Sometimes you pretend to be me in the shower-it's all right. Everyone does it.
I'm saying 'me' and not using my name because I have already tagged my name to the beginning of my dialogue to help you differentiate between the awesome that is me and that other person that I'm sharing this account with, and using my name in my dialogue would be redundant. I am too awesome for redundancy.

That is all. You may now continue, Kara.


Kara: So, Julian and I are (obviously) writing a book together...so we made this account! 

Here is our personal accounts-

Julian: http://www.wattpad.com/user/JulianAR

Me: http://www.wattpad.com/user/NicoleSparks

Feel free to fan! ;)

Please check out our book! It's going to be a good one!


Julian: But don't stalk us. We're very self-conscious about being loved and adored from a distance. You must give us attention where we can see it, so we may bask in it. Otherwise I don't know how awesome I am. Consciously.

Kara: I've been to lazy to respond to this. But are you suffocated from his ego yet? And don't listen to him. He's being a hypocrite. He's a stalker himself. :P ANYWAYS! Stop reading our nonsense and go read our book! DO. IT. :D