•Soeren•

Greetings, stalker. 'Tis I. Another stalker ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
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Sadness, bEGONE!!! I can't with BE novels, the fuck you tryna do. Break my already poor heart?!! Rip my already torn soul?!!! Just gouge my fucking eyes, will you-

Aaaaand ello, aliens ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I write shit, but mostly read up to the point that I forget I'm an author too. I'm so productive :) *Que abandoned work*

Fear not, this is a safe place. I'm as horny as they cum and kinky as those boots.

My personality may seduce you through this virtual setting but do not be fooled... I'm broke.

Lazy to the point that I refuse to talk so I'm learning ASL. *ssshhh... Keep those flabbergasted expressions to yourself...*

Hypocritical but you'll love me :)

I can't straight anymore.
I can barely gay.
Life is lemon.
You is eyeball user.
Me is fingering.

And forever and ever,
Amen.